Oh lord. This book. The first version was written even worse. I guess an editor spoke to him and told him that it was pretty juvenile so then the creator said "HEY GUYS THIS IS SATIRE NOW. THE HERO MAKES FUN OF HIMSELF. I'M SELF AWARE AND WITTY AHH DERRR." It's like c'mon dude. Your 'writing' is pretty shit and the whole concept is one cliche after another. "BUT ITS SATIRE NOW! I SWEAR!" Snore. Dude get's a book deal and thinks he's internet Jesus. And it will never be a movie but he'll keep telling his "fans" that it will be.
Oh lord. This book. The first version was written even worse. I guess an editor spoke to him and told him that it was pretty juvenile so then the creator said "HEY GUYS THIS IS SATIRE NOW. THE HERO MAKES FUN OF HIMSELF. I'M SELF AWARE AND WITTY AHH DERRR." It's like c'mon dude. Your 'writing' is pretty shit and the whole concept is one cliche after another. "BUT ITS SATIRE NOW! I SWEAR!" Snore. Dude get's a book deal and thinks he's internet Jesus. And it will never be a movie but he'll keep telling his "fans" that it will be.